Iridescent Silver 40" Penis Balloon
Free U.S. shipping on orders over $65
We said go big or go home, and this balloon understood the assignment. 💅
Meet the 40" iridescent silver penis balloon — unapologetically extra and ready to be the star of your bachelorette weekend, birthday roast, or girls' night with zero chill.
This oversized balloon shimmers in iridescent foil, catching the light (and everyone’s attention). Whether you float it with helium or tape it to the wall, it's giving ✨main character energy✨ in every photo. Pair it with a mimosa bar, fringe curtain, or our “SAME PENIS FOREVER” banner for a party setup that says “I’m not like a regular bachelorette — I’m a cool one.”
- 40” tall
- High-shine iridescent foil
- Ships flat – helium required to float
- One-time use recommended
- We work exclusively with suppliers who meet strict quality standards and conduct chemical testing, so you can DIY worry-free.
Priced at $18.50 — because iconic deserves an upgrade.
🔥 This one’s trending fast (you know why).
✨ Pair with a balloon garland to unlock free U.S. shipping on orders over $65.
Pro Tip: Add to a bouquet and surprise the bride at brunch. Just don’t forget to film her reaction.
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping: We pack orders in 1 to 3 business days. Standard ground shipping then takes 2 to 5 business days, and you can upgrade to faster shipping at checkout. Orders over $65 ship free within the U.S.
If plans change, you have 14 days after your order arrives to request a return. Items need to be unopened and in their original packaging.
If anything arrives damaged, incorrect or incomplete, contact us right away and we will make it right.
