Rose Gold 40" Penis Balloon
Free U.S. shipping on orders over $65
Introducing the ultimate bachelorette balloon moment — a giant 40" rose gold penis balloon, here to bless your party with some serious Big Dick Energy.
At a full 40 inches tall (yes, really), this mylar balloon is bold, shiny, and guaranteed to be the star of the selfie station. Float it with helium for that iconic “hovering over the mimosa bar” moment, or tape it to the wall for an unforgettable photo backdrop. Either way, it’s a guaranteed laugh — and maybe even a few gasps.
Made from high-shine rose gold foil and designed to float only with helium. Add it to your party bundle for the full over-the-top glam-core bachelorette vibe.
- We work exclusively with suppliers who meet strict quality standards and conduct chemical testing, so you can DIY worry-free.
Priced at $18.50 — because funny doesn’t have to be cheap.
Trending pick for bachelorettes + birthday girls with a sense of humor.
Pair with a balloon garland to unlock free U.S. shipping on orders over $65.
Pro Tip: Stick it in a bouquet and hand it to the bride — zero regrets.
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping: We pack orders in 1 to 3 business days. Standard ground shipping then takes 2 to 5 business days, and you can upgrade to faster shipping at checkout. Orders over $65 ship free within the U.S.
If plans change, you have 14 days after your order arrives to request a return. Items need to be unopened and in their original packaging.
If anything arrives damaged, incorrect or incomplete, contact us right away and we will make it right.
